Having Coffee
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
“Father'"
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."
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